I love writing wordless vocalisations. It’s a weird thing to get a kick out of but there you have it. Making up new words has a similar appeal, though it’s much harder to do and doesn’t quite have the same thrill of primal creation. I have a plan to keep adding more and more of…
I was thinking of posting Kristof’s beautiful comic script here so that those who are curious can see how the scripts are written. But then I reread it and now I’m afraid I didn’t do the script justice. So I saw this tonight My first thought was, “Could they not have made it’s legs a little longer?” ↓…
I guess the moral of the story is: don’t tease the guy with lame super powers? I mean, they really should have thought that one through. Glass bottles of sauce coming in at terminal velocity are no joke. This one was inspired by my wife, Zara. ↓ TranscriptAn old grumpy-looking wizard has a stall at…
I love how genial Izak’s God looks. He might lose a planet down the back of the sofa every now and again but he’d never do anything malicious. Unless he thought it was hilarious – like displaying his giant balls. ↓ Transcript“Lord! Mankind is building a tower to Heaven – what should we do?” “Don’t…
I stayed up until 10:47pm drawing this comic for you. That’s pretty much an all nighter for me. I asked my lovely lady friends on Facebook who would like their name to be in the comic. Annaliese and Michelle commented almost simultaneously so I drew Annaliese in the comic and Michelle got the name spot. Neither…
I heard about this being a thing. It’s like something parents would tell their kids back in the day to put them off going to war and getting themselves killed. “Oh so you want to be a knight huh? Well it’s up to you if you want to wander around in a suit of armour…
Don’t worry, it’s a friendly lion. Man, there are so many penises in these comics people are gonna start thinking I live in Europe. None of this tame HBO “Only full frontal nudity on females” business. Everyone gets their time here.
I drew this for all you people out there who get to roll in snow over Christmas. New Zealand does not know what a white Christmas is, but we assume it has something to do with sex. I’ve never even seen falling snow. So snowflakes might not even do this but I’m guessing they probably…
I got the scenario of this in my head while at a tiny Airport in the South Island. Apparently while I was thinking of this comic my brothers were busy discussing guns and bombs in front of the old fat baggage guy, who doubled as pretty much the entire staff for the entire airport. After…
So the poo floated melancholy through the sewers and scum, abandoned by the only one it had ever loved – cursed to live a life of ignominy and loneliness. Many times it contemplated disintegration, but it was just too tightly bound. And in the long days of damp and darkness, its sadness turned to brooding…