Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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A bunch of medieval villagers have gathered at the edge of the village pond. A tightly bound witch is being rowed out to the middle of the pond. One of the villagers addresses the others. “You all know the rules: if she sinks, she’s innocent. If she floats, she’s a witch.”

The potential witch is tossed into the pond with a loud splash.

She desperately flails about trying to sink, but it’s to no avail.
“I’m sinking! I’m definitely sinking.
Shit… I’ve got a gassy stomach, God dammit!”