Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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The creator of All-AI has sat his humanity-infused robot down in front of a computer and is leaning over its shoulder, explaining. Any irony here is wholly lost on him. “In a nutshell, this virtual library contains every word and letter combination possible. The hard part is finding anything useful.”

“But your ability to think like a human, only thousands of times faster, is perfect for this job. Go ahead: discover the next great novel, or a cure for cancer!”

The robot has typed one word into the search bar: boobs. “Heh.”
The man is deflated. “I don’t know what I expected.”