Unfortunately it was a connecting flight that spanned many continents. All of which needed to be rebooked, including the hotels. Suffice to say that the wedding had to be cancelled and he got put to the back of the cue AGAIN for his heart surgery. He was never on time for anything ever again. He…
Hi crew! Becky here, did you miss me? Bet you didn’t even fucking notice did you? Isaac volunteered one of his spare comics last week to fill in for me as I have so much work on right now it’s giving me nightmares. Anyway, I hope you’re holiday plans are going well, I’m currently trying…
This comic is pretty much a verbatim conversation we had. And then we forgot it ever happened. I’d also like to take a moment to introduce a brand new IZS character, although this character has been with us for a while, this is its first formal introduction to the IZS audience. I am, of course,…
In the race to develop bigger, more complex brains to outpace our evolutionary competitors we somehow stumbled into self-awareness. This is widely viewed as a positive move but the capacity for reflection, introspection and imagination isn’t without serious drawbacks. Stress, depression and existential ennui all come out of being saddled with a mind that got…
There’s nothing as comfortable as an outy womb! I’ve gone full basic bitch when it comes to the Switch. Today, being payday, I wandered into an EB Games and bought a Palutena Amiibo purely because it was there. All it gave me in Breath of the wild was a few pieces of raw meat and some veges.…
Due to some pretty hectic RSI Becky get’s a bit handicapped after work and can’t do fun things like type or play Breath of the Wild. This leads to scenarios where she’ll proposition me to play games for her while she breaths lustily down my neck saying things like “The korok seed is to your…
Ah hyperbole, the bedfellow of clickbait. Ever since some hack came up with how Kim K broke the internet with her cup holder ass we’ve been privy to many “internet breaking” sensations. But lets face it, if the internet really did get broken we’d be really really fucked. Becky and I have been jamming the…
This is almost a verbatim conversation. It just freaks Becky out so much I have this thing on my neck that seems to act independently and just generally defy definition. To this day no one knows what the Adam’s apple is or even if it’s important. It will forever remain a mystery to humanity. Various…
By the time you read this Becky and I will be officially a man and a wife. Possibly a woman and a husband. We’re very progressive like that. Matt Rust, first fan, keeper of the servers, and drinking companion has kindly leant a helping hand to draw the strip. I guess you could say it’s our…
This is honestly how I feel about those in ear earphones. They’re invasive and just plain gross. I much prefer the fluffy earbuds of yesteryear, even if they fell out all the time. The “sporty” ones that hooked over your ears could resolve that. Although to be fair these days I much prefer my on-ear/over-ear…