Dream Come True

When I was a kid I loved the Chronicles of Narnia. Whatever you might say about their heavy-handed religious overtones, those books really knew how capture a child’s imagination. One scene from The Voyage of the Dawn Treader that I will never forget was when the intrepid voyagers sailed into a black mist. Turns out…

Feels Like Teen Spirit

“You see, I am the only one of us who brings in any money. The other two cannot make money from fortune-telling. This is because they only tell the truth, and the truth is not what people want to hear. It is a bad thing and it troubles people, so they do not come back.”…

The Handkerchief

We’ve been watching Pride & Prejudice (BBC version). Surprisingly Izak has been the one to initiate each P&P binge. I think he is falling in love <3

The Gaping Wound

I can neither confirm or deny that this was a true story. I can also neither confirm nor deny that it was my fiancée who had just wandered out of the bathroom and declared it. Either way, it was great and needed to be immortalised.

The End Is Nigh

The word of the Lord is just too much for some people to bear. This poor fellow can’t seem to catch a break. But no one ever said it was going to be easy. The eldritch evangelist with a heart of gold is my favourite character I’ve created for IzakSmells to date. You may have…

Subtle Fish

However this can be a gamble as to whether there are any actual female cuttlefish inside. If the male manages to find one, he must secure her and impregnate her without attracting any attention. If he unwittingly reveals himself to the bar and its patrons, he will most surely get “fucked up”

Chiseled Curves

Stonelord is old fashioned. What do you expect from a piece of granite carved somewhere in Asia/Pacific by some tribe? I’m writing this back in October when I had my arm in a sling. Drawing with one hand is actually easier than writing with one hand, so I’m going to cut this off right here…

Homecoming – A Halloween Comic

When Izak asked me to write a special Halloween comic that didn’t have to be funny but just “creepy as fuck” my face lit up like a fox in a chicken coop. I have to work at being funny, but being creepy and sad… I was born for that shit. I always thought the monster…

Icecream You Scream

This is the debut of my blobby people! Little dudes you may find spread throughout my regular blog posts. They’ve been with me since my Uni days. Wow. I refer to uni as “uni days” now as my eyes force themselves into getting glazed over. I’m sorry, I can’t live this lie any longer, I…