When I was a kid I loved the Chronicles of Narnia. Whatever you might say about their heavy-handed religious overtones, those books really knew how capture a child’s imagination. One scene from The Voyage of the Dawn Treader that I will never forget was when the intrepid voyagers sailed into a black mist. Turns out it concealed an island where dreams came true. Not wishes, not daydreams – actual dreams. They all started hearing their nightmares closing in on them before Jesus came along in the form of an albatross and saved their asses. For a kid’s book it was pretty dark and it scared the ever-living shit out of me.

So, y’know. Finding yourself naked in a supermarket really isn’t too bad. At least you can claim you were in a fugue state.