Outgrown

Going back to an old haunt can be a bittersweet experience. Trees you never really paid much attention too are conspicuously missing, changing the skyline, and the fun vibes you used to get with your friends in the place are notably absent. Maybe the worst part is trying to recreate those moments, only to create…

The Last Straw

We have a complicated relationship with straws. And by that I mean Becky avoids them like the plague and I think of them as a fantastic comedic device. Since Sir David Attenborough did his thing about straws there’s been an influx of METAL STRAWS. Hey, you know what would be even better than that? HOW ABOUT…

So Happy

It’s funny how things turn out, isn’t it? While I firmly believe it’s always worth learning from your mistakes and trying to choose a smart path, you can’t expect that to lead to things turning out the way you planned. You just don’t have that much control over the world around you. As far as…

Shave for Me Papi

I’m not the best at grooming. It’s not my thing. And quite frankly, the outside of my body isn’t my problem, it’s yours for looking at it’s oily surface and getting offended. Suffice to say Becky remains as a kind of safety valve to make sure I don’t go too long unchecked. Matt, Secret IZS…

Matter of Perspective

I’ve been playing Doom 3 again for the first time in years. BFG edition this time, until last week whenever I want to play I would have to use an old version that barely just limped along. I’d have to go into config files to get it to output at 1920×1080 etc. But the BFG…

Small Comfort

Becky stepped into the breach to cover today’s comic. I think we’ve all been feeling this way, and unfortunately the cats don’t give a shit. Today we had a moment of silence. I was determined to miss the office version of it because sitting at my desk in silence is my usual code of conduct.…

Christchurch

I started and stopped plenty of strips before I landed on this. This weekend we have been mourning with our muslim community in Christchurch and all over the country. I’d just like to let us take a breath and remember the families that lost so much on Friday. On Saturday we visited my Grandma in…

Seethe Otter + Metro Exodus Review

Hi guys! I’m back for another slice of adorable pie. I hope you liked this one, it popped fully formed into my little brunette head. I like how we ol’ brown haired girls get our own very special french word for a hair colour that is essentially the same colour as a healthy shit. Every…

“Discover” Myself

I’m not a fan of that line. I think it’s just too airy fairy. Other great times to say “I need to discover myself”: When walking to the bathroom Getting caught by your mum looking at porn. Getting your twin surgically removed from your stomach lining. When you’ve become a disembodied spirit and misplaced your…

How Sure Is Sure Enough

This one is based on a true (presumably) fake poop. I saw it near work, and part of me was like ‘Hey, pick that up, it could come in handy’, because I’m one of those people that picks stuff up out of the gutter on the regular. You wouldn’t believe how many rolls of electrical…