Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
Lemmings are cascading off a cliff. One of them isn’t buying into it.
“Run this by me again; why are we jumping?”
“It’s a cultural thing.”

“Yeah but it didn’t actually originate in lemming culture. Humans were-”
“Look Kevin, we’d all feel a lot better if you just jumped.”

“Sure, sure. But you’re gonna be dead in a second.”
“Okay yeah, but this would be a real black spot on your resume.”

“Shit, you’re right.” Jumps.