See, sometimes Izak Smells can be romantic! We don’t always have to take it to the darkest place possible, unlike some early versions of this particular tale. Google “how did the prince really wake Sleeping Beauty” to find out just how bizarrely messed up these old stories could get. You may recognise our somewhat oblivious prince…

I love how the old fairy tales are so dark. They did not give a single fuck. Mutilation, torture, rape (with necrophiliac overtones)… And those are just from a few that Disney deigned to shine their bowlderising spotlight on. While these stories are now firmly in the Not Safe for Children box, you have to remember that…