Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
Prince Charming is hanging out with his ridiculously good-looking and fashionable entourage doing something royal and a bit douchey. Hunting kittens on horseback, perhaps. Or something. Have some fun with this! One of his bros has crazy piece of news for him.
“Man, did you hear some chicks cut their toes off to fit that glass slipper your mystery girl left behind?”
“I know! So desperate.”

In return, Prince Charming has a juicy tidbit for his mates.
“You know what the hilarious thing is?”

“That wasn’t even the original slipper - I had a special one made!”
Charming produces the slipper in question - it squares off abruptly, leaving no room for toes. Charming is pretty sure this is the best joke ever. His mates have seen him do a lot of fucked up shit over the years, but this takes the cake.