A common affliction of a new startup is the pull-up banner. Small businesses flock to these things like flies, hoping that they will help successfully lure in clients at conventions. We may not be a startup or small business in the conventional manner but IZS has managed to score itself a banner anyway. This thing is dope. It’s taller than me and stands as a real life monument to the fact that we’re “like, totally legit.”
We posted it on facebook but everyone ignored it in favour of the kitten, that fucking little shit stealing my thunder. It’s ok, I took it to the vet this morning to get the
snip stitch baby stuff damaged beyond repair. Her bloodline is about to be negated. I get the final laugh.
Until she makes her home in my heart, providing me with many years of companionship and comfort before finally dieing and leaving me heartbroken and empty inside. and then… Only then will the kitten get the final laugh.
Oh yeah the banner that’s right! I did the line art for it and Becky did a fucking KILLER job at colouring it! Look out for it at con or zinefest in a town near you soon!