+Quin Polderman inspired this one after he talked about what his life plans were. Plan A was doing graphic design, plan B was security stuff and plan C was V neck modeling. I told him that he could do plan A & C at the same time. I like to make fun of my profession, no one should take their jobs that seriously. Unless you’re a surgeon, in which case I hope you never have a “shitty day at work” and never go into work in the morning planning on only doing half ass jobs. Half ass jobs are special plastic surgery jobs where someone has a skewed butt which needs to be corrected. If symptoms go untreated it usually leaves people in weird sitting positions where they tilt to one side.