Faith Healing

The dolphin adjusts his bow tie and screeches under his breath “7 billion to go.” Didn’t I already do a comic about how stink dolphins are? yes I did.

Equal Opportunity

Inspired by many things. But definitely nothing to do with my personal life. I hope you like my Bright orange background colour I use for my comics.

Grandad’s Cat

Izak’s brother Ben said this when we were talking about how my grandad’s cat has him well trained. He feeds Cricket off a spoon! That cat has it made. Anyway when Ben said this we promptly cracked up laughing and proceeded to bicker over who would get to draw the comic. I won.

Lovecraft and Mercy

The good word spreads far and wide, even to the Great Old Ones – well, the non-dreaming-in-R’lyeh ones anyway. Jesus never was one for swimming. This comic (especially the last panel) went through a lot of iterations before it reached it’s final form, but I think our persistent pickiness paid off in the end. I really…

The Lady Lickers

I reckon that’s a great band name. The closest real one I can find at the moment is “The Naked Karate Girls”. Pretty bitchin’. If someone want’s to take the name I fully condone it in every possible way. Just the one way really.

The Magnificant

My love for ants probably started the day Vicky Kasgell, who lived down the road from me, got her first microscope. We ran around her property looking for things that would look cool under the lens. It turned out not many things look very interesting to seven-year-olds, but the insect wing we found looked pretty cool.…

Toll-Bridge izaksmells comic

Bridge Over Bloody Water

Toll-Bridge izaksmells comic

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should not be a dick to someone who’s capable of tearing your head off in two seconds flat. Particularly via goat. Goats are somewhat of a trigger for bridge trolls. I have to mention Terry Pratchett’s Troll Bridge short story here – while the plot and tone…

Life, The Universe And Everything

Turning to robots for answers is never going to get you anywhere with a question like that. Gotta keep it simple, like “What does my ex look like now?”, “Is my ex happier than me?”, “Where does my ex live now?” and “plane ticket prices to Wellington”.

Denial Crocodile

Happy Hump day! I hope your day is going at least a little bit better than Song-of-My-Life’s day. The weather is finally starting to warm up, which is awesome. I’m writing this back in September on that one sunny weekend Auckland had. You know the one. So if it’s pissing down in October when this goes up,…