This one’s a true story which is pretty much verbatim. Let’s just say that if you hit on Zara you’re not going to get an eloquent refusal. Also she loves books more than she loves people I think. Also she’s married, so you’ll thank her later for not letting you waste your time. Also she eats jugulars. Just the jugular, it’s considered a delicacy among her people.
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” This time hallowed maxim formed the basis for the world as we know it after a previous universe ended less than satisfactorily. Tracing the rise and fall (and rise again) of man, this comprehensive volume introduces a motley cast of wizards and wankers, priests and perverts