This one is based on a true (presumably) fake poop. I saw it near work, and part of me was like ‘Hey, pick that up, it could come in handy’, because I’m one of those people that picks stuff up out of the gutter on the regular. You wouldn’t believe how many rolls of electrical tape and 10 cent coins I’ve managed to accrue with this habit.

The other part of me just thought about what I would do in a situation that involved fake poop. I’d make a mold out of the fake poop, then fill the mold with real poop. THEN I’d freeze it for logistical reasons, then pop it out on Matt’s bonnet, ripe for the 5% of people who aren’t cautious enough to avoid picking it up.