Ex Astris, A Full Offline JRPG For Mobile

Ex astris is a full fledged single player jrpg made for mobile. This has left everyone wondering, when is it going to exploit my latent gambling addiction and leave me dead in a ditch with a handful of anime girls. The answer is, never. Actually I need to say that one again with a massive…

Making Sense of Palworld & The Pokemon Comparisons

If Palworld is an indiscriminate gruel of other games Pokemon is the emergency crackers off the Titanic. They’re just as bland as they were 100 years ago. I’ve got a couple thoughts about Palworld I wanted to jot down. I think they’ll remain relevant to our overall gaming convo together long after the hype around…

2023 Game Of The Year According To My Friends

Last year I did a game of the year list picked by my friends, who could only choose one each with no double ups. This gave us a much more realistic list than the bullshit we saw at the Game Awards. This year we’re doing at again, but we’re also including a community pick from…

Pseudoregalias Dev’s next NEXT game will be their Best

You know you’ve become a true fan when you find yourself googling Devs and ratting through their itch.io profile like your madly swipping through an exes Instagram page. But lets start where it all began, the stalking of devs I mean not the stalking of Exes I’m not ready to discuss the restraining order just…

How The 1971 Star Trek Is the Proto-Roguelike

The 1971 Star Trek fan game predates all modern franchises, has been ported across dozens of codebases, and still receives new ports and iterations to this very day. It laid the groundwork for PC gaming as we know it today, from installation onto your own terminal to getting your hands dirty doing mods of your…

Relic Hunters Legends Is Top Down Destiny

Relic hunters legends is a Saturday morning cartoon reincarnation of Destiny if it hadn’t had it’s butthole torn apart by Blizzard. I have a flashing weak spot for looter shooters. They hit my critoris in just the right way. But it wasn’t until relic hunters legends that I realised theres practically no top down twin…

A Short Hike Is What a 10/10 Game Looks Like

I have bought A Short Hike six times, which is about half the amount of times Bethesda wishes I would buy Skyrim. After last weeks video I felt like I needed a bit of a break, I feel like I’ve earned the right to say the least controversial or brave thing of all time. I’m…

Atari’s Boob Game Vs The Games Industry

Do Videogames suck now is an entire genre of Youtube videos, And I’m here to put a bullet hopefully in most of them. Are you in a rut right now unable to find a game to settle into. Are you flicking from game to game but are unable to fill the Jesus shaped hole in…

Done With Starfield? Get The Most Out Of Game Pass

Starfield has boldly gone where no fallout has gone before. Quality assurance. You yourself may have boldly gone and gotten the best deal on the market right now and gotten a month of game pass, and you’re not alone. They’re behind you. In a video I never made last year I would have made the…

Garden Story Is A Cozy Indy Worth Going Back For

Imagine if the vibes of chilling in Animal crossing was transplanted into an actual game. Garden Story was one of a couple vegetable based games released in 2021 in what is commonly known as the Bugs Life Ants Paradox. I initially started playing this game on a whim via Xbox game Pass but stopped half…