I felt like doing this one now would be pertinent considering the upcoming election in {insert Country here} during the year of our Lord {Insert year here}. Man you’ve just really gotta wonder how {Insert candidate name here} is still in the running. Scumbag.

You know, I always wondered whether it was better to be a dishonest nice guy or an honest asshole. I think most people default to dishonest nice guy¬†purely because it’s easier to be nice and not rock the boat than it is to be a real dick.