This is why it’s cruel to have¬†anthropomorphic objects maintain their current function. Door mats, toilet rolls, and underwear also spring to mind as examples of things you should probably stop using if they sprout eyes and a mouth. Or not, depends on what you’re into I guess. Maybe that’s your thing and it’s finally being catered to.

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"Fuck!" "Shit!" "Son of a motherless goat!"