Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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The washing machine or "egg"
Underwear caterpillars emerge from egg onto their plant (drying rack)
Caterpillars grow fat with food and crown jewels (Underwear being worn by man)
The caterpillars become Stes (discarded underwear on floor)
To emerge as a beautiful Shit Stain Butterfly!
They crowd together to find a mate, and the cycle begins once more (washing basket)

Kbar
Emerge from egg (washing machine with open lid, maybe wet undies hanging over lip)

Settle into new habitat (hanging on washing rack)

Become engorged (undies being worn)

Discarded as waste (dirty undies on the floor)

Find a mate (washing basket)

Surprise attack (someone standing next to washing machine, holding shitstained undies at arms length)
Titled: Life Cycle of the Domestic Underpant