I went on a date with this one dolphin, and all she did was rub against the side of my car and flop around in front of it. Really off putting. She said that she was much better in the water “if you know what I mean”.

Anyway, I left her outside the canned tuna factory, insensitive, but she lived nearby anyway. It was a short roll to her door. I kept my headlights on the whole time to make sure she got to the door. It’s something every modern day gentleman should do.

I also did an alternative, less funny version of this strip.