Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
It’s a new devil’s first day on the job in Hell. A foredevil hands him a pitchfork.
“Hey, it’s the new guy! We’re starting you off on the Pitchfork Pitch Pit so you can get a feel for the basics.”
In the background a vast bubbling lake of pitch contains countless unhappy humans.
The new devil is horrified.

Flinging the pitchfork aside, the devil dives into the pitch pit - much to the surprise of the foredevil.

The new devil pleads with the humans: “Listen to me! You don’t have to suffer. You outnumber us a hundred to one! Just-”
A grumpy old dude interrupts him: “Keep it down you dumb bastard or they’ll cancel cookie Wednesday.”