It’s been a while, Stonelord. Everyone’s favourite totem is running for the highest office in the land – and after four years of insanity, the America of 2020 seems ready for a little stability. We sometimes get questions about Stonelord, like “What the hell is up with this guy?” but inevitably that segues into “You know what,…
Hey Stonelord, long time no see. I’m sitting here surrounded by goodies I was given over Christmas. I want this tradition of giving chocolates to be replaced with bags of corn chips or something. To much sweet stuff! I’m not some young chimney sweep with a lust for lollies. I need salted stuff! Or more bourbon.…
Stonelord is old fashioned. What do you expect from a piece of granite carved somewhere in Asia/Pacific by some tribe? I’m writing this back in October when I had my arm in a sling. Drawing with one hand is actually easier than writing with one hand, so I’m going to cut this off right here…
Stonelord is always willing to learn new things, however he isn’t well known for his dexterity at Twister.
Stonelord wasn’t particularly charismatic on the campaign trail but people relied on his dependable attitude and willingness to face up to the issues of the day with resolute inaction.