Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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"Shall we take you to the elevator Stonelord?" "No. Stonelord shall take the stairs."
And then him thinking to himself "Stonelord can do this!"
and then the last panel is him bailing down the stairs. maybe going through a window.
What if it was a spiral staircase and he starts to fall down the stairs but smashes through them because he's so heavy. In the final panel he is triumphant among the wreckage, with a gaping hole above him?
"Perfect"