I’m sitting here surrounded by goodies I was given over Christmas. I want this tradition of giving chocolates to be replaced with bags of corn chips or something. To much sweet stuff! I’m not some young chimney sweep with a lust for lollies. I need salted stuff! Or more bourbon.
Just a thought.
And then him thinking to himself "Stonelord can do this!"
and then the last panel is him bailing down the stairs. maybe going through a window.
What if it was a spiral staircase and he starts to fall down the stairs but smashes through them because he's so heavy. In the final panel he is triumphant among the wreckage, with a gaping hole above him?