Bird chaser: Matt
This one was originally titled “showoff”. I mention that because Matt has a tendency to not title his stuff. So for him to actually give something a name other than “DSC05590” is a noteworthy event. Names are things you only give to stuff you have some sort of thought or emotion attached to. You can tell people are only trying to go for the lols when they name something “Steve” or “Bob”. It only works once. The rest of the time it’s like when someone hears police sirens and grabs you going “I have him right here! I got him!” EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.