Remember! When talking about those you have loved and lost, there’s no reason for it to be melodramatic. Memorize these lines for the next time you have a falling out!

“I thought I was the one!!” “You ARE the one.. Of many.”

“I’m sorry, It’s you, not me.”

“You’re my other half, but unfortunately I would prefer to be half a man than to be joined to another half a man.”

“Ok, but if you ever want to go out with me again, you know where to find me, here, outside your window. CRYING.”

“Then I broke up with Jasmin.” “Aw Jasmin is a pretty name.” “Yeah, that was my favourite thing about her to.”