One of the grossest stories I’ve ever heard in my life was when Kristof gleefully told me about a chick¬†who licked an envelope and got a cut on her tongue. It later exploded with cockroaches. Googling it now I see that he was actually a fucking liar. But it’s still a freaky story none the less.

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Oh it is so warm and safe in here. I shall call it home.

Time to shit my eggs.

Ngyeah! Plup plup plup.

*more plups*