Comic above by Becky! I can attest that this comic is entirely accurate. I’ve seen the first panel of this strip take hours to progress to the second panel in real life. Honestly, the timing of the comic is way more punchy.
So we stop posting for a bit and look what you fucking dicks went and did. At the beginning of the year Australia left the oven on and burnt half the country down. Then China went and cooked up the most elaborate reason for everyone to stay at home forever, and America is well, doing what America does and making it all about them somehow.
And to top it off these dishes have been in the sink for weeks. Don’t think that just because you turned the tap on them for two seconds when you put them in there they magically got cleaner or were “left to soak”. All you’ve done is create a little swamp zen garden out of leftovers.