I planned this to have words. But then I decided against it. Your imagination is probably funnier than anything I could say in this situation.
I also have a bonus doodle for you! Done on legs! Woot for legs.
Izak Flash Man started the site back at the end of 2007 as a blog that followed him during his gapyear. Over the intervening years it has been used for everything from the first days at uni, entry into the workforce, and various projects.
He is now a full blown adult with no milestones to look forward to apart from death. He started the comic to fill in the time.