Really after a while it’s a question of who is performing for who.

So many good games are coming out at the moment and I’m stuck playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey. Not saying it’s bad, but any game that isn’t Red Dead Redemption at the moment feels like being left out in the rain while looking through a window at a perfect atomic family at a dinner table getting ripped in half by bears.

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Let me show you where the magic happens.

This is your bedroom.

alt 1: Old semi naked wizard is practicing spells in the corner

Alt 2: Cut to scene of the guy sawing his own dick off. (he has a top hat on)

Alt 3: What if it was like later on when the dude is sleeping and like a curtain opens to a whole stage show