“You’re like family” isn’t a term that’s universal in its positivity.
Sorry I had to phone this one a bit this week. I’m feeling like garbage again. I think it’s a bit too much screen time at work. On the way home I considered throwing up behind the carpark before getting on the bus, but I decided that I’d paid too much for the bile I’ve been working on to go thoughtlessly chucking it out like that. There are kids in poor countries that would just love to eat my vomit so I better be grateful for it.
Anyway, the moral of this story is that you should always take a bag with you on the bus as it’s a handy device to throw up into.