Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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Caption: Owen’s friends always came to him for advice.
To a dove, “When she says “I’m fine” that’s exactly what she means.”

Caption: He wasn’t surprised. Everyone knows owls are wise.
To a squirrel, “Planning for the future never works out. Live in the moment.”

Caption: Besides, his friends were very unlucky. It was the least he could do.
To angry and grieving deer parents, “Look, I told your son to stand out from the crowd, and he really got noticed.”
“By wolves.”
“Still counts.”