Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.
So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.
Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.
"Did you say THRUSH?"
"Uh, Yes."
"WOULD YOU LIKE THE ONE YOU RUB ON YOUR VAGINA OR THE ONE YOU SHOVE UP YOUR VAGINA!?"
This makes me oh-so-grateful that in Canada, you can just buy your yeast infection medication right off the shelf. No intermediaries asking whether or not you want to shove something up your hoo-ha.