A dramatization of a true event. I’m glad my outy vagina doesn’t need this sort of attention much.
Also, if you’re a person who works at a pharmacy, there’s no need to yell about it OR act like you’re a spy smuggling someone something secret, just be cool about it. Like it’s natural, like it’s your friggin job.
Unrelated: The other day a portly gentleman in front of me bought a small box of pringles and immediately tripped and sent half of them flying over a car. It was great. I saw butt crack. Not so great.
"Did you say THRUSH?"
"WOULD YOU LIKE THE ONE YOU RUB ON YOUR VAGINA OR THE ONE YOU SHOVE UP YOUR VAGINA!?"