Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
Kite and Mule-bot are in low ceilinged room, rife with ducts and cables. Set into one of the walls are three airlock-type hatches. Each one has an arcane cyber-rune stamped above it. On the floor, leading to each of the hatches, are circuit paths.
“Come on, let’s take the left hand door.”
“I WISH I ALWAYS KNEW THE RIGHT THING TO DO.”

Kite holds a hatch open for Mule-bot, who hovers up over the lip.
“Don’t worry, I never know. How boring would that be?”