Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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Single panel. A micro garden with all types of plants and fungi. To the right is a giant dog shit, pushing down the grass it has landed on. All manner of bugs are crawling and flying around it in a giant buzzing mass. It looks heavenly. There is a bug underneath the swarm who seems to be encouraging the hoards. He has a staff and a beard and is yelling "Manna from heaven!"