This one was inspired by a true rejection of becoming part of the greater spoon alliance in the bedroom. What is a big spoon without it’s little spoon? Are there even truly little spoons? Spoons that commonly rest together are really the same size, there we go #bodypositivity #spoonsizematters

Also we all totally forgot St. Patricks day was even a thing. But here’s a potato staving in a guys head with a broken glass. Mazel tov!

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↓ Transcript
Hey baby, I’m done being the big spoon. I’m going to be the little spoon now, ok?

Ok, cool.
It’s about time you went on that diet.