When you meet that special someone, you’ll just know, y’know? As your head begins to tear free of the muscle and tendon connecting it to your neck, in the midst of the excruciating pain and the merciful growing blackness, you’ll know that finally someone was willing to take a chance on you. Hey, don’t knock it till you try it: after all, those are better final thoughts than most of us get.

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Two praying mantises in a post-coital embrace.
“I had a lot of fun tonight.”
“Yeah. Me too.”

The female mantis seems a bit awkward.
“Sooo… I guess you’re going to eat me now?”

A bummed out male mantis hanging with his mate.
“She said she’s not ready for that kind of commitment.”
“Hang in there dude. You’re gonna find that special someone who’ll eat the shit out of you.”