Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
A boy Jesus brings one of several clay birds to life, laughing as it flies away. Joseph looks on in wonder, pausing in his carpentry.
Textbox: Sometimes I want to tell you I’m your father

A teen Jesus is lecturing a group of religious elders - he has their rapt attention. Joseph and Mary look in through the doorway.
Textbox: even though I’m not.

Jesus hands out loaves and fishes to the grateful masses. Joseph looks on wistfully from a distance.
Textbox: Just so I can have something to be proud of.