The ritualistic custom of shaking the gift is always dogged by controversy. Usually it is upon the first few tentative shakes when you’re told “Yeah don’t do that.” or you get the unmistakable sound of lego or your neighbours bones rattling around in the box.
This is also my first chance to say hey happy new years! We did it, we’re in 2017, absolutely no celebrities will die this year and that’s a fact.
Try and guess what's inside and then shake the fuck out of it.
It's a live baby.
... *Checking inside*