Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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Hubert is dining at a classy restaurant - he is dressed up for the occasion and has a hot date. A waiter is yelling at his date. She’s intimidated and almost a little teary.
“Well if you don’t like the service, you can go somewhere else!”
Hubert puts his hand on her arm comfortingly.
“One moment.”

Hubert defenestrates the waiter.

Hubert has acquired the waiter’s menu and perhaps one of those cloth things that posh waiters always seem to have.
“Good evening. My name is Hubert, and I will be your waiter tonight.”
His date is pretty sure this is the most romantic thing ever.