Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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A bar. In the foreground a hand with long sharp nails wraps itself around a Bloody Mary. Beyond that, along the bar, sits an attractive young girl with her own drink.
Caption: Once upon a time, no one questioned my lifestyle.

The same hand drops something into the girl’s drink.
Caption: These days though it’s “not acceptable”.

The girl attempts to stand, utterly fucked. A man has his arm around her shoulders, gesturing toward the exit with one long nailed hand. His broad grin reveals sharp vampiric fangs.
Caption: Everyone has to move with the times.