Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
Hubert is visiting the zoo with his lady friend. They are looking at a captive tiger, and she is on a righteous rant. Hubert is in the act of drawing his sword.
“It’s so awful that these noble creatures are cooped up like this.”
“Quite right, my dear!”

Chaos. The bars of the cage have been rent asunder and the tiger is loose, unleashing carnage on everyone in the vicinity. In its jaws is Hubert’s (late) lady friend, and on its back rides Hubert, brandishing his sword.
“Forth, noble steed - glory awaits!”