Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.
So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.
Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.
Moreso, Its been proven that only in the 70s when midwives were banned from the delivery room, and doctors took over, this’ on the back’ position only helps the doctor, and is 1000% worse for the mother, resulting in many complications over the years. The Modern ‘squat’ is healthier, and far more efficient, resulting in births under 30 minutes for the majority, less pressure on the heads of babies and therefore better brain function later in life.