Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
Two men are standing side by side with their backs to the viewer, looking out over 1945 Berlin at sunrise. Thick plumes of smoke are rising from several buildings in the distance.
“Mein Führer - it’s time to pull back to the bunker.”
“You know, this would have made a beautiful painting.”
{NB: They would be looking to the east. The Führer should be a little shorter than the other man.}