I’m back! Becky and I were on Waiheke for our annual anniversary. There are rumours of wild anniversaries that aren’t in fact annual such as the One Week anniversary teenagers celebrate. Commitment for one week may as well be a lifetime when you’ve lived less than two decades. There are odd numbered anniversaries as well but seriously wtf man, you’re fucking with grammar and human constructs of when it’s appropriate to celebrate time.
I personally think we should remove anniversaries because It can be traced back to sun worship and like farming and stuff. I don’t know about you but I’m no dirt eating animist.
What I’m really trying to say is, Sorry for missing your birthday, Frank.