Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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IZS Izak and Kristof are chatting.
“Dude, did you hear about that pregnant T-rex fossil they found in-”
“Way ahead of you.”

Kristof leads Isaac into a garage that has a high tech lab set up in it. Also the better part of a T-rex skeleton.
“How did you-”
“Shush now.”
“But-”
“No more words.”

Izak is not comfortable with this line of investigation but Kristof, holding a deadly looking syringe the size of a turkey baster, believes in what he is doing with an almost maniacal fervour.
“Man, if we learned anything from Jurassic Park-”
“It’s that dinosaur cloning is awesome.”