Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

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A haggard orca is lecturing a group of dolphins underwater in a pool.
“You want to get out of here, you gotta stop grinning all the time.”
“But this is just how we look...”

“I don’t want to hear it! Rise above. Make evolution your bitch and show these fuckers how miserable they make you.”

The dolphins jump from the water in formation, looking like the happiest little shits you’ve ever seen. One of them thinks ‘I think it’s working!’ The crowd goes wild.

We're dead inside!