Not gonna lie, I feel like this happens to me a lot. Like my boss just comes in the room to huff my nasty ones. He probably pretends he doesn’t smell anything cos I’m a girl and all that, the evil part of me finds great amusement in all this.
In other news, did you know I run a small business that doesn’t include flatulence? Izak and I are saving super hard so that we can afford a kiln for all my ceramic work. You should check out my website and maybe buy your girlfriend something for her birthday. It’s coming up you know.