Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
A wise old hermit dude is presenting a sword to a strong young hero type.
“The prophecy is clear: only you can save us.”

The young man raises an objection. The hermit is not impressed.
“Okay but actually I hate conflict, so -”

The hermit presents the sword to another strong young hero type. It has blood on it now, and in the corner is the other young man, now deceased, perhaps next to a pile of skeletons.
“The prophecy is clear…”