Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
Kite and Mule-bot are in a dank basement-type chamber. A small mountain of tech-junk has been piled up against one wall - near the top of the pile, set into the wall, is a mysterious, circuit-style rune. Kite is already ascending the hill of junk.
“Wait here - I gotta check this out.”
“I WILL STAND GUARD.”

Kite accidentally kicks off an avalanche that cascades onto Mule-bot.
“Fuck!”

Kite frantically tears at the mountain of detritus. Mule-bot’s voice, a little shaky, makes its way up from under the rubble.
“Mule-bot!”
“I THINK I’M BEGINNING TO ENJOY ADVENTURES.”