Is this the only comic that can be made about the Taliban without me getting my head cut off? Maybe, only time will tell, and I’ve heard time is being coy these days about telling us anything.

So yes! I am totally a dad now! Little Man is coming up to his third week of life, and his geopolitical opinions are a little rough around the edges. It’s ok, we have time to iron them out I’m sure. I had a whole lot of great gags written here but WordPress deleted it all. So this post is going to be much more brief.

Auckland just got it’s first lockdown in about a year due to someone walking in some Delta variant from Australia. Nice one guys I hope it was worth it. Although in all honesty I haven’t noticed any difference. I’ve been on paternity leave lockdown since Little Man was born. So my life has not been impacted at all.

↓ Transcript
Echoing our first Christmas strip, someone onboard an interstellar seed ship is telling their family a holiday tale. They have decorated with a Christmas tree.
“And so the brave people of Earth gave us their very last trees”
Caption: Christmas has always been a time

The storyteller’s audience is enchanted.
“so that Christmas could live forever amongst the stars.”
Caption: for telling stories

A ragged man and son stand in a desolate treeless wasteland, looking up at what appears to be a particularly bright star.
Caption: that aren’t quite true.